A huge and fabulous “WELCOME” to all my many, many fans!!

After countless revisions, a copyright infringement lawsuit and a quiet, out-of-court settlement, it’s finally here: my official website!!

Here you will be able to keep up to date and stay current regarding all things ME I will fill you in on the latest and greatest including current projects and appearances, as well as any new endorsements and campaigns. I will also take to my website to clear up any misunderstandings, false accusations, pre-conceptions, misconceptions or all-out lies that might be circulating about me. I love YOU, my fans, and know you will want to hear it directly from me when the media or my haters take to the airwaves with ugly and outrageous gossip. And remember, even when some of these things are accompanied by photographs or video, what at first glance could appear as “damning and incriminating” might, in fact, have a perfectly logical explanation. Many people have mastered the art of Photoshop, you know … I’m just sayin’.

So a great big warm and fuzzy “THANKS” to all of you!! There IS NO ‘ME’ WITHOUT YOU And for that I am eternally grateful! Thank you for the love and support you all so willingly shovel at me, you have no idea how much it helps me through the good times and the bad. I pledge to each and every one of you that I will continue to uphold the standards and be the moral compass you are used to and I will make it my life’s mission to never let you down!*

*Excluded from this sentiment is Selena Gomez who knows EXACTLY why and until she returns that Stella McCartney clutch, I will continue to ignore all phone calls, texts, emails and tweets.